{"id":1561,"date":"2025-04-16T22:22:21","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T22:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2025-09-20T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T22:53:32","slug":"tercera-entrega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/?p=1561","title":{"rendered":"Reflexiones para Despu\u00e9s de la Muerte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>TERCERA ENTREGA&nbsp; 15 de abril 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c1ndale que el Chato Oropeza se andaba cajeteando con un hole in one. casi, casi, en el hoyo 7 del atlas el lunes pasado:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"452\" height=\"603\" src=\"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chatohio.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chatohio.jpg 452w, https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chatohio-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Y dicen las malas lenguas que casi se agarran a chingazos el otro d\u00eda, en el 18 La lombriz y el Pai. Resulta que El Aldopata perd\u00eda en loba y quiso aventarla de a 10 rayas, por supuesto que lo mandaron al chicle, pero la agarro contra el pastelito y le dijo, palabras mas palabras menos. Cabron si salgo mal te voy a hundir y te voy a escoger por culero que no aceptaste las 10 rayas.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y dicho y hecho: El Aldopata sale mal y se lleva entre las patas al pobrecito de Pai. Ya se imaginar\u00e1n como se puso la cosa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tenemos una colaboraci\u00f3n de un invitado an\u00f3nimo: En hablando del cumplea\u00f1os del Lic. B\u00e1tiz<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"714\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chat1-714x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chat1-714x1024.jpg 714w, https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chat1-480x689.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) 714px, 100vw\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"898\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/chat2-898x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1566\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TERCERA ENTREGA&nbsp; 15 de abril 2025 \u00c1ndale que el Chato Oropeza se andaba cajeteando con un hole in one. casi, casi, en el hoyo 7 del atlas el lunes pasado: Y dicen las malas lenguas que casi se agarran a chingazos el otro d\u00eda, en el 18 La lombriz y el Pai. Resulta que El [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1607,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions\/1607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatosopen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}